Zindagi mein kuch naya ho… ya phir sone do yaar.
“I am too bored” is for those who scroll till 3am, complain they’re bored, and still do nothing about it. Matlab boredom itna chronic ho gaya ki Google bhi puchhta hai – “aapko kuch help chahiye?”

Cotton like your bed sheets – nap ready.

Fit: Oversized, for maximum slouch.

Graphics may yawn — like you.

Machine wash (or don’t – who cares).

Air dry — let nature do something.

Skip ironing. Embrace the creases of life.

Keep away from bleach — or don’t, we’re bored.